Foot in Mouth

I wonder if my mouth is big enough for me to stick my entire foot in it? I am such a gigantic boob! I don't know what it is with me--do I subconsciously try to make an idiot of myself as much as possible? I had Self-Defense this morning--always fun beating up the teacher!--but he has this tiny guy for a student assistant. On my way in...I can't even describe what I did. It's so horrible! Let me just say it involved a pair of lost underwear, the student assistant, me not knowing whose underwear it was, and me shoving both feet into my mouth toes first. Ugh! I'm so mad at myself! I always do that, and it irritates me every time. I should just stay quiet the entire day...help out the entire student population.

I should work off my frustration in my homework for tomorrow, but that sounds so incredibly unappealing. Might as well slack off as usual--why break tradition? Staying up until one am sounds good right now anyway...