Silence

"Silence is golden." That's an expression I've never before understood...until today. She's gone! Well, only for a few weeks, but still! There's a quote from "ELR" that describes her perfectly, even though it's not in exact context: She's the "mole on the backside of my success." Well, she's a mole all right, complete with beady eyes, but she hasn't affected my success in any way. Between her many, MANY pointless lectures (for example, the infamous said mentioned twenty-minute talk on how to use jumbo paper clips vs. regular paper clips) and the pointless diatrabes on how she has to get the specific plate pattern for a wedding gift, but Corel hasn't called her back and she's tried dozens of times and they're ignoring her, so they'll regret for not calling because they'll lose her business, to her many "Hi, girlfriend!"'s when, I'm sorry to say, it's funny to hear her say, I'm just...tired. She's never quiet, and the nosiest person you'd ever meet. And now she's gone!! It'll be a great two weeks.

I know I sound really--well, mean, to say the least. If you knew her, though...you would completely understand. She drives me nuts, and if you ask her to come out of her cubicle she gets huffy because she's putting in extra work. I mean, it does take a lot of effort to push yourself out of the chair, but I wouldn't ask her if it wasn't important.

I just realized how sad it was that I'm actually writing about this, so I'll stop. Just--yea for me! No more of her for two weeks. It's going to be great...crap. I just realized that she comes back right after the fourth of July. THAT'S going to be a good day. I wonder if it's too late to put in for that day off...