Unusual Usuals

Okay, are you ready for this? I knew I was in Florida when I saw the "jess mareed" sign on the Geo Metro, but today I found some new names that apparently are common down here in the Sunshine State...and I thought where I originally came from was different. Here they are, the "unusual usuals."
And let's be clear about something--these are actual names printed on everything, with birth certificates to back them up. These poor children!

1. Sha-zamm
2. Stayfree (Yes, like the maxi, but an actual child)
3. Little Jimmy. First name on birth certificate: Little Middle name: Jimmy. Little Jimmy something. Sweet kid, but scarred for life...

Anyway, just a little taste of home. I thought my hometown was hicky, but this definitely tops it. But, if you like these names, feel free to use them. They're on me!